I'm as shocking as a
Pikachu in a pokéball
Darwinism on my side man
I'm now fully evolved
I spit fire rhymes
Call me Charizard
It's going down
My hat is backwards

Take 5 cool off
Save them game don't forget
Losing data man
That's huge regret
Confused I bet
Abra Kadabra
What's wrong?
I am the very best
My theme song

I go harder then a golem
But flyer then a butterfree
How fly? So fly that
earthquakes don't effect me
I'm hipster like a diglet
My rhymes there under ground
If you sleep on my flow
My jigglypuff will with pound you

I'm on the road
Of victory
You are still back in the
Pewter city
I smash lieutenants
Who use electricity
I surfing through this game
Move over misty

You're moving to slow
Because of my paralysis
After that t-wave I'll
Burn you with my wil-o-wisp
My toxic is so deadly
My ice beam leaves you frozen
You can call me snorlax
I can beat you when I'm dozing off

Mega evolution now
Playing super smash bros
Get me a smash ball
Call me Charizard and lucario
Try to stop me now
I'm going full outrage
Send out a fairy
But nobody likes Navi

I got TM87
Send haters up to heaven
Timmyliebs on the mic
Turn these amps up to 11
I'm the best in the game
Beedrilling these rhymes
6-0ing your team
You're with nurse joy all the time

Your ass is copying
Acting like a ditto
trying to clone my flow
Please step off mew(tow)
I'm more dangerous
then team Rockets pretend
Challenge me and
You're blasting off again

TM 64
I'm blowing up
TM 24
Still zapping them
You wishing you can do
So much more
Your making me snore
TM 44

So you challenge me
Thinking you go a chance
Acting all update
Playing game boy advance
I send out a scizor
Set up a swords dance
I 6-0 your team
How did you beat lance?

Do I need to tell anyone
Else whose number uno
I've gotten all the badges
From kalos to kanto
Are you blacking out already?
The battle just started
Your clearly not ready
Try aiming for a lower target

So, go back to pallet town
I didn't mean to ruin your name
It's fine that you are player 2
But this is one player game